Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 25, 2007 18:09:46 GMT -5
Wish granted. Instead, your phone is much smarter than you are and it kills you while you're sleeping!
I wish Marie Antoinette wasn't such an awful movie!
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Mayor Of F♥ckville
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Post by Mayor Of F♥ckville on Feb 25, 2007 18:12:09 GMT -5
Wish Granted, but now every movie is trying to be exaclty like it!
I wish Kirsten Dunst didnt have a snaggle tooth
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 26, 2007 11:09:50 GMT -5
Wish granted, but her chin stays the same and eventually crushes all of Southern California, killing both me and you.
I wish my cat would stop farting.
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Post by captainperoxideluv on Feb 26, 2007 11:40:37 GMT -5
Wish Granted. But with the excess of gaseous vapors building up inside him ... he explodes.
I wish the character of Spike (Season 5, 6 Buffy) was real and ready to be my "BOT".
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Post by mattitude on Feb 26, 2007 11:56:23 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but the "pipes" don't all work ifyannowutahmeen, and not only that but every word he says comes out in a completely neutral, montone voice like Vicky from the show Small Wonder.
I wish Chad Michael Murray was crushing on me as much as I crush on him!
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untouchable
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Post by untouchable on Feb 26, 2007 12:10:14 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but he becomes obsessed with you, all he does is follow you everwhere and won't leave you alone wver again!
I wish I could be Miss America!
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 26, 2007 12:45:58 GMT -5
Wish granted, but people don't agree with the idea of you (a boy) dressing up as a girl, so they kill you and you die.
I wish fat boys would stop hitting on me.
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Post by captainperoxideluv on Feb 26, 2007 12:57:04 GMT -5
Wish Granted. But, the fat boys have been replaced by boys who only have 1 tooth in their mouths!
I wish George Michael wasn't gay.
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Post by scotty309 on Feb 26, 2007 16:15:41 GMT -5
Granted...But now George Michael is a schizophrenic postal worker who has a severe foot fetish and Halitosis.
I wish Paris Hilton was broke
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 26, 2007 17:14:19 GMT -5
Wish granted. She has a short circuit, but she's still rich.
I wish I could be a Disney animator!
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Mayor Of F♥ckville
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Post by Mayor Of F♥ckville on Feb 26, 2007 17:32:22 GMT -5
Wish granted. She has a short circuit, but she's still rich. I wish I could be a Disney animator! Wish Granted, but you were fired because you were the fall of Disney Animation... I wish that Roseanne would have another season
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 26, 2007 17:39:06 GMT -5
Oooh me too! Wish granted, but then one day on set, she spontaneously combusted, and set the whole place on fire not only killing herself, but everyone else too. I wish Michael Meyers stabbed Mike/AgeOfConsent in the eye.
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untouchable
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Post by untouchable on Feb 26, 2007 23:00:38 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but then Michael Myers stabs you in the eye and you both die and have to spend forever in hell together.
I wish I could drive.
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 27, 2007 2:09:40 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you suck at driving and go right off a cliff, exploding into a bloody and fiery mess when you hit the rocky bottom.
I wish my dad wasn't such an ASSHOLE.
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Post by captainperoxideluv on Feb 28, 2007 10:49:46 GMT -5
Wish Granted. But he becomes a thingy instead!
I wish they would make a Buffy movie featuring Spike!
PS- OH my, I got censored and substituted by the Board.. there's a first.. instead of thingy, I tried to write the nickname for Richard... which makes a bit more sense and is wittier than thingy.. LOL
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untouchable
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Post by untouchable on Feb 28, 2007 11:20:54 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but he dies in the first 2 minutes of the movie.
I wish I didn't have to be at work.
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Post by captainperoxideluv on Feb 28, 2007 13:58:14 GMT -5
Oh that's so sad...
Wish Granted. You get to leave work, but your boss makes you babysit his 3 children all under age 5!
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Post by buffysmglover on Mar 2, 2007 18:42:56 GMT -5
I wish my true love would at least go steady with me.
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Post by Little Willow on Mar 3, 2007 0:17:10 GMT -5
Wish granted. But he gets hit by a car because of you.
I wish I was pretty.
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Mayor Of F♥ckville
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Post by Mayor Of F♥ckville on Mar 3, 2007 1:39:19 GMT -5
Wish granted. But he gets hit by a car because of you. I wish I was pretty. Wish granted, BUT with beauty comes great responsibility. Someone jealous shoots you in the face. YOU survive, but you're horribly disfigured. I wish I had more tolerence for the human race.
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