Anyanka's: A Wish Granted!

[BuffyFanOne]

Wish granted, your fairy god mother turns you into a FEMALE swimsuit model!

I wish I could sing better

[hitnrun017]

Wish granted, you get famous, you are asked to be on Saturday Night Live, but you have acid reflux, so you lip synch, but your band starts playing the wrong song, so you try to redeem yourself by doing a ho down, but it's too late, all your fans lose faith in you. You are dropped from the music buisness and can no longer get a job.

I wish I had a life.

[Firecracker]

Wish granted, you have a steady career as a porn star, but you get consumed by AIDS and die altogether.

I wish I wasn't so lonely right now.

[BuffyFanOne]

Wish granted. You are not lonely because you become infested with lice and have millions of tiny little head mites to keep you company!!

I wish I didn't have so much homework!

[tommieandgary13]

wish granted but you been kicked out of school and have to work as a street perfromer!!

I wish I could stop spending so much money on buffy stuff! LOL

[Ouija]

Wish granted... You become homeless, and can barely afford a cup of coffee, let alone a Buffy figure.



I wish I had better luck

[esc]

Wish granted...but it's bad luck and nothing goes your way anymore.

I wish I had a short vacation between jobs.

[Mayor Of F♥ckville]

Wish granted, but then plane you're taking on your getaway has terrorists on it and are threatening to crash the plane if they dont get a hefty ransom (LMFAO I always wanted to use that word "Hefty")

I wish it was winter again

[shep]

Wish granted.... but then it becomes really really cold, that cold that it kills off all living life, because its now the ice age

I wish Wentworth Miller would fall in love with me

[Ouija]

Wish granted... But there seems to be more than one Wentworth Miller in the world, and the one that ends up fallling in love with you is some old guy, twice your age, tramping it out on the streets of London. After the guy finds where you live, and walks all the way to your house, he proceeds to stalk you, chase you, and hangs outside your house, banging on the windows, demanding your hand in marriage (and also a bath and the price of a cup of tea, coincidentally) The only way to get rid of him is to put a wooden stake through his heart or decapitate him. You proceed to pick up an old rocking chair, break it, and stab him. And again. And again. Each time, always missing his heart. Eventually you resort to emegrating to Russia, in order to get away from him (you don't go to the police, 'cause you did try and murder him with a chair and all) but sod's law get's all high and mighty, and you discover your stalker is actually russian himself, and a few years later, is deported back into his home country, where the whole thing starts over again.


I wish I will win the lottery tonight

[drufan]

Wish granted.

You gain lots of press because of your newfound wealth and are hounded for the rest of your life by friends and family with "great " ideas for new businesses.

I wish people would mind their own business.

[Firecracker]

Wish granted. Now nobody gives a rat's ass about you.

I wish I wasn't gay.

[BuffyFanOne]

Wish granted. You areturned into an a-sexual creature...like a frog or something.

I wish I didn't get up at 5:30 am today to make it to class on time, only to get there and find out the university was closed for easter

[shep]

Wish granted. Well you actully got up at 4.30am as the clocks went backward and you forgot to reset to the new time before going to bed, hence making you very early for University, and after all that it was closed............

I wish I could sleep better at night

[Firecracker]

Wish granted. You fall asleep and never wake up, until you get kissed by your one true love. But since you have a husband, that'd probably work out. Oooh, but maybe he'd be too grossed out to kiss a corpse. So who knows...

This guy I've been seeing just got tested the other day. I'm wishing for clean results.

[BuffyFanOne]

Wish granted. His results are clean so he gets excited and cheets on you with the first guys(s) he sees!

I wish the guy I like was gay...

[Firecracker]

Wish granted. He's gay, but uber clingy and pushy. Sux!

I wish this ice cream carton was full. There's only about two more bites

[shep]

Wish granted. The carton is full of 'to die for' ice-cream, you carry on eating it until you get a mega cold hurting headache, which turns into a migrane, then a subarrachnoid haemmorhage and then you die..... thats what you get for being greedy!

[BuffyFanOne]

What's your wish Shep?

[Firecracker]

LMFAO! Buffyfanone, that reminds me of the insane black woman in Pretty Woman. "What's yo dream?!" ROFL