BuffyFanOne
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Post by BuffyFanOne on Apr 3, 2007 13:43:50 GMT -5
I will start with the first episode of Buffy and then the next poster will add a quote from the secont episode of Buffy and so on...
Please follow this format:
Welcome to the Hellmouth
Cordelia: "James Spader?"
Buffy: "So needs to call me!"
Next: The Harvest
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Ouija
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Post by Ouija on Apr 3, 2007 13:47:19 GMT -5
1x02 The Harvest:
Willow: Oh, I-I need to sit down.
Buffy: You are sitting down.
Willow: Oh. Good for me.
Next: Witch
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Post by hitnrun017 on Apr 3, 2007 13:49:33 GMT -5
Witch:
Xander: I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide till it goes away.
Next: Teacher's Pet
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drufan
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Post by drufan on Apr 3, 2007 17:35:41 GMT -5
Teacher's Pet
Buffy: Hot dog surprise. Be still, my heart.
Willow: Call me old-fashioned, I don't want any more surprises in my hot dogs.
Oops forgot to say what is next: Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
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Ouija
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Post by Ouija on Apr 3, 2007 17:38:35 GMT -5
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date:
Buffy: If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
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drufan
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Post by drufan on Apr 3, 2007 17:59:08 GMT -5
The Pack:
Giles: Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Buffy: Uh-huh.
Giles: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
Buffy: It's bad, isn't it.
Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you'll have to kill him.
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Post by Jsebold87 on Apr 3, 2007 20:47:31 GMT -5
"Angel":
Angel: Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends... and their
friend's children... For a hundred years I offered ugly death to
everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.
Buffy: What changed?
Angel: Fed on a girl about your age... beautiful... dumb as a post...
but a favorite among her clan.
Buffy: Her clan?
Angel: Romany. Gypsies. The elders conjured the perfect punishment for
me. They restored my soul.
Buffy: What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?
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Post by hitnrun017 on Apr 3, 2007 21:05:56 GMT -5
I Robot... You Jane:
Jenny: You guys are here again? You must really dig the library.
Buffy: We're literary!
Xander: To read makes our speaking english good.
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Post by Jsebold87 on Apr 3, 2007 23:21:33 GMT -5
The Puppet Show:
Snyder: I don't get it. What is it? Avant-garde?
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Post by spikeluv13 on Apr 4, 2007 1:26:10 GMT -5
NIGHTMARES
Willow: When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?
Xander: Willow, how can you... I mean, that's really bent! She was... grotesque!
Willow: Still dug her, huh?
Xander: I'm sick, I need help.
Willow: Don't I know it.
Next: out of mind, out of sight
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Post by tommieandgary13 on Apr 4, 2007 2:09:34 GMT -5
Cordelia: "This is all about me! Me, me, me!"
Xander: "Wow! For once she's right!"
Next: Prophecy Girl
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Post by SlayerLV on Apr 4, 2007 3:16:51 GMT -5
Phophecy Girl
Buffy: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
Next: When she was bad
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drufan
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Post by drufan on Apr 4, 2007 10:06:18 GMT -5
Cordelia: Buffy, you're really campaigning for biatch-of-the-year, aren't you?
Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous?
Cordelia: I can hold my own.
Next: Some Assembly Required
Edit: LOL - they won't let me use the B word!
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Ouija
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Post by Ouija on Apr 4, 2007 12:45:46 GMT -5
Some Assembley Required:
Cordelia: Why are these terrible things always happening to me?
Xander: cough*Karma*cough
Next: School Hard
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drufan
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Post by drufan on Apr 4, 2007 13:29:10 GMT -5
Xander: I knew you were lying. Undead liar guy.
Next: Inca Mummy Girl
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Post by hitnrun017 on Apr 4, 2007 13:35:28 GMT -5
Inca Mummy Girl:
Giles: You have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Buffy: Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, bity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.
Next: Reptile Boy
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drufan
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Post by drufan on Apr 4, 2007 15:34:43 GMT -5
Cordelia: You guys. I just hate you guys. The weirdest things always happen when you're around!
Next: Halloween
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BuffyFanOne
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Post by BuffyFanOne on Apr 4, 2007 22:44:44 GMT -5
Buffy: (points at car) A demon, A demon!
NEXT: Lie to Me
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Post by Jsebold87 on Apr 4, 2007 22:56:47 GMT -5
Buffy: I am trying to save you! You are playing in some serious traffic
here! Do you understand that? You're going to die! And the only hope you
have of surviving this is to get out of this pit right now, and, my God,
could you have a dorkier outfit?
Ford: I gotta back her up, D. You look like a big ninny.
Next: The Dark Age
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Post by SlayerLV on Apr 5, 2007 1:13:57 GMT -5
Giles: Must we have this noise during your calisthenics?
Buffy: It's not noise! It's music!
Giles: I know music. Music has notes. This is noise.
Buffy: I'm aerobicising! I must have a beat!
Giles: Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my brain dribbles out of my ears.
Next: What's My Line (Part 1)
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