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Post by SlayerLV on Apr 12, 2007 3:09:35 GMT -5
Xander: That's your scary costume? Anya: Bunnies frighten me.
Next: Beer Bad
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Post by Jsebold87 on Apr 12, 2007 3:26:46 GMT -5
Giles: Fascinating really. (Buffy's going around on a chair and then falls on the floor. She goes to the TV) Buffy: Want people. Where people go? Giles: The TV is off. Buffy: Want! Want people.
Next: Wild At Heart
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Post by buffyfannumerouno on Apr 12, 2007 9:52:13 GMT -5
Willow: I have wrong feelings about other guys sometimes, but I feel guilty and I flog and punish. Buffy: Exactly. I'm sure Oz is flogging and punishing himself... this is sounding wrong before I even finish.
Next: The Initiative
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drufan
Initiative Soldier
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Post by drufan on Apr 12, 2007 10:32:51 GMT -5
Giles : Oh, I think we can safely assume they're human, So, um, no research needed.
Xander : No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?
Next: Pangs
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Post by hitnrun017 on Apr 12, 2007 16:53:32 GMT -5
Spike: A BEAR! YOU MADE A BEAR! Buffy: I didn't mean too! Spike: UNDO IT! UNDO IT!
Next: Something Blue
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Post by Jsebold87 on Apr 12, 2007 18:19:03 GMT -5
Buffy: (Jokingly) Is there something you want to tell me? Riley: What? (Buffy looks towards the banner. Riley does the same, catching on) Riley: Oh, yes ? I am a lesbian. Buffy: Well, it's good that you're so open about it.
Next: Hush
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drufan
Initiative Soldier
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Post by drufan on Apr 12, 2007 18:28:50 GMT -5
Spike: "I don't see why I have to be tied up" Xander: "It's just while I'm sleeping" Spike: " Like I'd bite you anyway" Xander: "oh you would" Spike: " not bloody likely" Xander: "I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious." Spike: " alright, yeah fine you're a nummy treat." Xander: "and don't you forget it"
Next: Doomed
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Post by Jsebold87 on Apr 12, 2007 18:49:49 GMT -5
Spike: What's this? Sitting around watching the telly while there's evil still a foot. (Turns the TV off) That's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there (Rubs his hands together) and kick a little demon ass! (Xander and Willow stare at him) What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice - and for - the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! - Let's kill something! Oh, come on!
Next: A New Man
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Melissa
Rogue Demon Hunter
I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back.[Mo0:16]
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Post by Melissa on Apr 12, 2007 22:49:52 GMT -5
Anya (interrupting Giles' story): I'm bored. Let's eat. Xander: Anya, we talked about this. Anya (to Giles): I'm sorry, that was rude. Please continue your story. (She smiles proudly at Xander) Hopefully it involves treacle and a headmaster. Giles: Go eat.
Next: The I In Team
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BuffyFanOne
Ensouled Vampire
Warm, Delicious Cookie-Me
Claimer of Duchess Buffy![Mo0:24]
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Post by BuffyFanOne on Apr 13, 2007 0:22:05 GMT -5
Willow: I've been trying to find a dolcite crystal my entire life. Well, since June, anyway.
Next, Goodbye Iowa
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Post by SlayerLV on Apr 13, 2007 0:27:50 GMT -5
Spike: Gotta hand it to you, Goldilocks. You do have bleeding, tragic taste in men. I got a cousin married to a regurgitating Frovalox demon that's got better instincts than you. Buffy: What does my taste in men have to do with this? Spike: Do you think Riley was out knitting booties for your future off-spring while Maggie was stringing you up?
Next: This Years Girl
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Post by browncoat on Apr 13, 2007 3:21:58 GMT -5
Faith: That's the thing about a coma. You wake up all rested and rejuvenated, and ready for payback. Buffy: So much for pleasantries, huh? Faith: What'd you think, I'd wake up and we'd go for tea? You tried to gut me, Blondie.
Next: Who Are You?
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Post by hitnrun017 on Apr 13, 2007 10:33:59 GMT -5
In Faith's body
Buffy: Oh! When I had psychic powers I heard my mom think that you were like a stevedore during sex. Do you want me to continue? Giles: Actually, I beg you to stop. Buffy: What's a stevedore?
Next: Superstar
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Post by gwen raiden on Apr 13, 2007 12:17:24 GMT -5
OMG! This is one of my all time favorite episodes. I was killing myself laughing for most of it!
Here is one of my fav's:
Buffy: Giles, do you have a Jonathan swimsuit calendar? Giles: [defensively] No. [pause] Giles: Yes. It, it was a gift.
Next: Where the Wild Things Are
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Post by Jsebold87 on Apr 13, 2007 16:25:13 GMT -5
Xander: Anya. What are you doing with him? Anya: (angry) We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex. Xander: You're overreacting. We had a fight. But see, it's okay. It's normal. Anya: Yes. The normal part of the ending a relationship right before the vengeance begins. Xander: Right. No! Vengeance? Anya: Relax, I'm not gonna do it. I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis. And now I don't even have that! So I get to say when it's done. And it's done. Xander: Okay, you know what? You don't deserve to be the one to walk away from this. I've put up with a hell of a lot from you ... much of that in the last minute ... and if anyone gets to be the one to leave, it's me. (Starts to walk away) Anya: (incredulously) You're leaving *me*? Xander: Yes. I am. Anya: Where are you going? Xander: To enjoy the party. (Walks away) Anya: (yells as she pushes through the crowd, moving away from him) Well then, then I'm staying too, to, to show you how much I'm not bothered by you having fun! Because I'll be having more fun! Xander: (yells across the room) I'm having fun already! Anya: (yells) Me too! (Unhappy face) Woo hoo! (Turns and stalks off)
Next: New Moon Rising
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Post by SlayerLV on Apr 14, 2007 1:14:09 GMT -5
GILES: Well, I wish it were that innocuous, but with Adam around, I feel he's involved somehow. WILLOW: (to Tara) When things get slow, it's usually because there's some extra evil brewing. RILEY: Except the weird thing is, we've been busy at the Initiative. Our squads are pulling a lot more captures. We got demons coming out our ears. WILLOW: (to Tara) That's a metaphor. TARA: (smiling) I got it, thanks. WILLOW: I'm overhelping, aren't I?
Next: The Yoko Factor
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Post by hitnrun017 on Apr 14, 2007 10:00:45 GMT -5
Xander: Xander got fired from Starbucks, Xander got fired from that phone sex line. Anya: They look down on you. Xander: And they hate you. Anya: But they don't look down on me.
Next: Primeval
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Post by SlayerLV on Apr 15, 2007 0:34:45 GMT -5
Spike: Nasty sort of fellow. Lucky for you blighters I was here, eh? Giles: Yes, thank you. Although your heroism has been slightly muted by the fact that you were helping Adam to start a war that would kill us all. Xander: You probably just saved us so we wouldn't stake you right here. Spike: Did it work? Well, then everything's all right. And we all get to be not staked through the heart. Good work, team.
Next: Restless
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Ouija
Novice Witch
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Post by Ouija on Apr 15, 2007 4:27:46 GMT -5
Anya: Quiet! You'll miss the humorous conclusion.
Next: Buffy Vs Dracula
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Post by hitnrun017 on Apr 15, 2007 9:54:04 GMT -5
Xander: Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master..... bator
Next: Real Me
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