Crazy new relatives

[roguewarrior]

CRAZY NEW RELATIVES

Summary: Faith goes to meet her relatives that she never knew she had. BtVS/7th heaven Xover

Chapter one

“I can’t believe I let you guys talk me into this” Faith said as she took a right turn and passed a sign that said ‘Now Entering Glenn Oaks’.

“That’s what friends are for, talking us into doing stuff we don’t want to do” Buffy said with a big smile on her face.

When I asked Willow to look up my family on the net I didn’t think she’d find my relatives, and I was secretly hoping she wouldn’t find them. Well, she did. And now me and Buffy are driving half way across the USA to meet a long lost Aunt and Uncle I never knew I had. Faith had called her Aunt and Uncle a week before to tell them that Faith (they’re Niece) and her friend Buffy were coming for a visit.

“Oh, there’s the house”

“You just love giving me bad news, don’t ya B”

“We’re only going to be staying for a few days, then we’ll go pick up the new girl, so suck it up Slayer” Buffy said with a laugh. Willow said that there was a new slayer somewhere in Glenn Oakes. So after Buffy found out that the new slayer lived in the same town Faith’s relatives lived in she dragged Faith along to visit her family, and as her driver. Since Buffy was a danger to anyone driving on the road Faith agreed to come. Now she wasn’t sure she should have come along. “Wow, look at the house with a white picket fence. “ Buffy said as Faith parked the car in the driveway, and Buffy got out.
“Come on Faith; don’t be scared they won’t bite.”

“And how many times have you been wrong about that B?”

“I know I’m right about this one. And I’ll even give you two reasons. 1. They’re living in a house, and vampires usually don’t live in well kept houses with white picket fences, that would mess up the clichéd vamps sleeping in coffins image people had for them and 2. That house has a heck of a lot of windows. So are you going to get out of the car now?”

Faith reluctantly got out of the car and followed Buffy up to the house.

“You better be right about them not biting” Faith said as she rang the doorbell. After a few seconds she turned back towards the car.

“They’re not home, come on lets go.”

Buffy grabbed her by the arm and pulled her back towards the door as they heard someone yell “Coming” and a forty year old woman opened the door.

“Um hi, Mrs. Camden? This is Faith” Buffy said as she pushed Faith closer to the door.

“Hi Faith, I’m Annie.” Annie said as she gave Faith a hug. Faith shot Buffy a scared look. Then Annie turned towards Buffy.

“Hi Mrs. Camden, I’m Buffy Summers” Buffy said introducing herself

“Hi Buffy. you can call me Annie. It’s so nice to meet you both. Come on inside.” Annie said smiling brightly as she went back inside house.

“I think she’s possessed” Faith whispered to Buffy as soon as her Aunt had gone back inside.

A/N: so theres the first chapter I'll post the next one soon.

[buffysmglover]

Love it! When's the next update?

[roguewarrior]

I'll post the rest of the chapters soon, but i have to read though it again to see if I want to change anything.

[buffysmglover]

okay

EDIT

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[roguewarrior]

A/N: Ok here's 2 more chapters, sorry it took me so long to post them.

Chapter two

“I think she’s possessed” Faith whispered to Buffy as soon as her Aunt had gone back inside.

At that Buffy started laughing. “Come on Faith she’s just being nice”

“No human is that smiley and happy. It’s just not natural.”

“Faith, I think you’ve been living on the Hellmouth for to long.”

“Whatever, but if we die while we’re here I’m blaming you.”

“Yeah, yeah. Such a drama queen. Come on lets go inside.”

“So Faith were have you been living?” Annie asked

“Cleveland, I work there.”

“What do you do?”

“Um, I work at a school for gifted girls. I teach a self defense class.”

“Do you like working there?”

“Yeah, I love working with the girls. They’re great. Last week I was training the girls. I was testing Vi but she didn’t know what I was doing, and as soon as I rushed her from behind, she elbowed me in the face then grabbed my arm pulled it behind my back and forced me to my knees. It was a great move. Vi is the best fighter there. She has so much skill and power. But she doesn’t unleash often enough, reminds me of you B.” Faith said looking at Buffy. Annie looked horrified.

“What’s wrong?” Faith asked confused

“You encourage the girls to use violence”

“We’re teaching them to protect themselves; if they did not know how to protect themselves we wouldn’t be able to let them out at night. We’re doing it for they’re own good.” Buffy said

“And the girls don’t fight for fun, they don’t train for fun. They do it cause they have to. School policy” Faith added. Annie still looked unhappy. They heard the front door close, and a teenage girl walked into the kitchen.

“Hi Ruthie, this is your cousin Faith, and her friend Buffy.” Annie said

“Hi, so your name’s Buffy? Must have been hard to go to school with a name like that.” Said Ruthie. Faith busted out laughing.

“Hey Ruthie, I think you and I are going to get along real well.” Faith said still laughing

“Oh, come on. Why can’t anybody remember that I was cool before I moved to Sunnydale?” Buffy asked irritated

“Oh come on B, we both know you’re a geek at heart” Faith said still laughing.

“At dinner you’ll get to meet everyone else. There’s your Uncle Eric, your cousins Simon and Lucy, Lucy’s husband Kevin, and Martin, who is a friend of ours who moved in with us.” Annie said still trying to cover her embarrassment from the rude comment her daughter had made.

One big happy family that lived in a house with a white Picket fence. That is so clichéd. Next thing ya know they’ll be telling me that they’re the pastor of their church.

Chapter Three

“So what do you do? Where do you guys work?” Faith asked that night at dinner. Faith had already met everyone, and they seemed like ok people. Really clichéd to the point that they seemed to be possessed. But nice.

“Me and Lucy are pastors at our church” at that Faith choked on her food.

Ok, now that’s just creepy. If I was right about them being possessed, I’m so going to say ‘I told you so’. Then suddenly Lucy’s eyes clouded over. “Slayer, at last we meet.” Lucy/It said as it looked at Faith. The Camden family just stared in shock.

“Finally. One that doesn’t make promises they can’t keep. This is rare. Kinda nice.” Faith said as she stood up and slugged Lucy/it across the face. Then suddenly Lucy’s eyes went back to normal.

“What just happened?” Lucy asked as she rubbed her face where Faith had hit her. Buffy just gave a nervous laugh.

“Uh… can I make a phone call?” Faith asked. Everyone just looked at her weird.

“Sure, it’s in the kitchen.” Annie said finally.

Gotta call Giles, and Willow. Faith thought as she got up and walked to the kitchen as the Camden family tried to make sense of Lucy’s outburst. Buffy just looked worried. What are we supposed to tell them? There’s no way they’re going to believe that Vampires, and demon’s are real. And I don’t think Faith wants them involved in this. Buffy thought.

Faith picked up the phone and dialed Giles’s number. After a few rings he picked up. “Hello?”

“Hey Giles, it’s Faith, We’ve got a bit of a problem here…….” As Faith started to tell Giles about what had happened there. Everyone in the other room started getting nervous.

“Lucy are you okay? You look a little pale.” Lucy’s husband, Kevin asked

Well of course she looks pale she just got possessed. Looks like their pulling a Sunnydale. Acting like nothing happened. This is really pathetic. Buffy thought.

“What do you think possessed Lucy?” Buffy asked later that night. After the family went to sleep she and Faith snuck out to go Patrolling.

“I don’t know. But the one thing I do know is that it’s no good. But Willow will be coming soon to help. What are we going to tell them?

“We need to figure out something soon. She’s coming tomorrow night.”

“What’s that?” Faith said as she saw something move across the graveyard.

“Isn’t that Lucy? Uh-Oh this is not good. Is she possessed, or taking a midnight walk?” Buffy asked.

“Most likely the second answer. You go that way.” Faith said pointing right “I’ll try to sneak up behind her. If she’s possessed we should be able to tell. Don’t approach unless I need back up.”

“’Kay good luck.”

Faith tried to sneak up on Lucy. But when she got 3 yards from her Lucy turned around eyes cloudy white, answering their suspicion that Lucy was currently possessed.

“Slayer. You can not surprise me. I am like you, I could sense you coming we are the same.”

“I doubt it. I’m not the demon possessing people.”

“Oldest Slayer, you can come out now, maybe you can the explain so the young one understands.” Lucy/It said. Faith looked over at Buffy in surprise and also slight annoyance.

“Hey, I resent that. I understand a lot of stuff.” Faith said in annoyance. Who does this thing think it is talking to me like that? Part of her was wanted to beat the heck out of this thing. Remember to get Lucy home with as little pain to her as possible. Don’t want to make the family suspicious. That would be bad. So Faith tried to calm her anger, which has always been hard for her. Buffy came out of the shadows that she was hiding in and went to stand by Faith in front of Lucy/It.

“What do you want with Lucy? Why her?” Faith asked

“I told The Oldest Slayer this once. But she did not listen, but possibly you will pay more attention to the rules, no friends, no family.”

“Okay, three reasons I won’t be listening to that. 1. I’m what they call ‘The Dark Slayer’ I’m not that big on listening to the rules, you’d have an easier time trying to convince B to ‘Follow the Rules’. 2. I don’t listen to demons that possess people, more specifically my cousin. 3. I think I’ll have a blast making you mad.” Faith said with a laugh. Lucy/It looked annoyed.

“Uh… Faith she’s not a demon…” Buffy said. Faith looked confused.

“What are you talking about? It’s possessed Lucy so that makes it evil. Lets get it out of her and kill it. Simple, job done” Faith said

“She’s the First Slayer.”

[buffysmglover]

Creepy! The entire time I was thinking "Lucy! Because of her name, its going to be Lucy Hanover, the Slayer!"

[roguewarrior]

I am so so so sorry I haven't been posting. heres the link to the rest of the chapters: www.fanfiction.net/s/3510685/1/Crazy_new_relatives

I think the last chapter I posted was chapter 3.

[sagewoman]

wow!
Love it.

[roguewarrior]

Thanks

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