Post by jason321 on Apr 16, 2008 23:56:10 GMT -5
A topic inspired by my extreme boredom.
Lost
Jack = Angel (Stick-in-the-mud-leader. Love/Hate relationship w/ Sawyer. Oh yeah, and daddy issues!)
Kate = Buffy (Enjoys tearful sniveling w/ Jack and using Sawyer for hot-passionate-hopefully-ratings-boosting sex when shes sad. Also has 2 father figures like Buff)
Sawyer = Spike (Snarky bad boy w/ a heart of gold. Enjoys making authority figures miserable.)
Locke = Giles (He’s old, and at least seems to know what the hell hes talking about.)
Juliet = Cordelia (Jack’s best bud and possibly more. Has had some good snark lately…)
Ben = Teenage Conner (Jack’s main antagonist in S3-4. Has a mad crush on Juliet and will totally kill Jack’s ass to get with that. Hopefully she doesn’t become pregnant w/ the smoke monster in S5.)
Sayid = Wesley (Tons of book smarts and can kill and torture you in a thousand different ways. Also, cool accents.)
Sun = Willow (Kate’s best friend…and that’s all I got.)
Jin = Gavin (a hee hee)
Hurley = Xander (Just a funny dude nobody takes seriously and underestimates.)
Ana Lucia = Kennedy (Shes a tough chick, and we all hate her.)
Eko = Gunn (The muscle. Self destructive lifestyle leads to death of a sibling and life change.)
Claire = Fred (Designated sweet, innocent damsel.)
Baby Aaron = Baby Conner (“Miracle child,” and related to Jack.)
Desmond = Doyle (See flashes of the future. Both europeans who like getting drunk.)
Lost
Jack = Angel (Stick-in-the-mud-leader. Love/Hate relationship w/ Sawyer. Oh yeah, and daddy issues!)
Kate = Buffy (Enjoys tearful sniveling w/ Jack and using Sawyer for hot-passionate-hopefully-ratings-boosting sex when shes sad. Also has 2 father figures like Buff)
Sawyer = Spike (Snarky bad boy w/ a heart of gold. Enjoys making authority figures miserable.)
Locke = Giles (He’s old, and at least seems to know what the hell hes talking about.)
Juliet = Cordelia (Jack’s best bud and possibly more. Has had some good snark lately…)
Ben = Teenage Conner (Jack’s main antagonist in S3-4. Has a mad crush on Juliet and will totally kill Jack’s ass to get with that. Hopefully she doesn’t become pregnant w/ the smoke monster in S5.)
Sayid = Wesley (Tons of book smarts and can kill and torture you in a thousand different ways. Also, cool accents.)
Sun = Willow (Kate’s best friend…and that’s all I got.)
Jin = Gavin (a hee hee)
Hurley = Xander (Just a funny dude nobody takes seriously and underestimates.)
Ana Lucia = Kennedy (Shes a tough chick, and we all hate her.)
Eko = Gunn (The muscle. Self destructive lifestyle leads to death of a sibling and life change.)
Claire = Fred (Designated sweet, innocent damsel.)
Baby Aaron = Baby Conner (“Miracle child,” and related to Jack.)
Desmond = Doyle (See flashes of the future. Both europeans who like getting drunk.)