Your top 10 favorite quotes :)

[themaleslayer]

Apr 18, 2008 16:10:11 GMT -5 Kara said:

TMS that is so weird I watched Fool for love yesterday. LOL

it's not only from Fool For Love

[Kara]

Oh I didn't know , It just stuck out to me since I watched it just yesterday.

[buffysmglover]

Here are 19 good ones. The 20th got lost somehow:

[alycat7]

I melt everytime Tara says the line "can you just be kissing me now."

[Greer]

My favorites are a little scattered:

From "Becoming, Part 2"

Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming,You're not ready for the big moments.
No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless?
Puppets? No.The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that.
It's what you do afterwards that counts.
That's when you find out who you are.

Dawn: Drive faster.
Xander: I can't.
Dawn: I could drive faster and I can't drive.
Anya: She's right. You're like a snail. A snail who's driving a car. Now give it the lead foot. We help Buffy with that demon you sent after her.
Xander: I did not send the demon after her, he used my body to eavesdrop in on our conversation.
Anya: So now what, we have to speak in an anti-demon code?
Xander: Ood-gay idea-yay An-yay.


Selfless:

Buffy: I killed Angel! Do you even remember that?! I would have given up everything I had to be with... I loved him more than I will ever love anything in this life! And I put a sword through his heart because I had to.

and obviously, the best one ever:

Buffy: Spike, what are you doing here? Make it five words or less.
Spike: Out.For.A.Walk....Bitch.

[twilightbass]

Andrew: "Get out of my braaaaaaain!"

[pink_table_la]

Buffy- What are you doing here? explain in 5 words or less.
Spike- Out..For..A..Walk............bitch

i love this one too!!

Buffy: It could have been taquitos
Dracula/the first/Tara: You think you know... What you are, what's to come. You haven't even begun.
Faith: Five by Five (just everytime she says that, even when she was in Buffy's body.
Tara/Willow: Tara: I am, you know. Willow: What? Tara: Yours.
Tara: I know exactly what they see in me. You.

[Spike's Slayer]

Apr 11, 2008 1:18:37 GMT -5 Emmie said:

I'd pick Spike's speech to Buffy from Touched:

"You listen to me. (kneels in front of her) I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. (looks into her eyes) A 100+ years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. (Buffy looks away; he reaches toward her face) Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. (a tear rolls down Buffy's cheek) I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."

My favourite!!

[Magician Named Gosh]

Just Think Of My Lips As The Fruit Roll-Ups Of Love.

[AndrewForever]

Some of my all-time favorites:

Forrest: Oh...Check her out. Is she hot, or is she hot?
Riley: She's Buffy.
Forrest: Buffy? I like that. That girl's so hot, she's buffy!

Amanda: What the hell are you talking about? I thought Faith killed a volcanologist.
Andrew: Silly, silly Amanda. Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans?

Andrew: But like so many tragic heroes, Faith was seduced by the lure of the dark side. She wrapped evil around her like a large, evil Mexican serape.

Xander: Can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?
Anya: It'll make you blind and insane, but it won't kill you! The smallpox will.

Willow: Did you find out anything about the scythe?
Buffy: It slices, dices and makes julienne preacher.

Spike: What can I tell you baby? I’ve always been bad…

Xander: I've had blood on my hands all day. Blood from people I love.

[alycat7]

From Time of Your Life part 1

Kennedy: You put the moves on red and I'll kill you like a chicken.

[buffy25slayer1]

The show has so many good lines:

Spike- Out..For..A..Walk............bitch lol

And Buffy's speech at the end of "Bring On the Night".

Spike's speech to Buffy from Touched:

Xander - "You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker"

Xander - "I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, pussycat, kill, kill."

Buffy - "You had sex with Giles? You had sex with GILES?"

Buffy - "Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my MOTHER"

[sunflowerprincess]

"Gotta think. I can't believe I had sex. Okay, bombs. Already-dead guys with bombs. Oh, man, I'm outta my league!" -- Xander

"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood... blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." -- Spike

"I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton, and I don't feel any dif... Never mind." -- Xander

"All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!" -- Buffy

Funny. Cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of .. and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around. Everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up .. shooting each other or just plain screwing their brains out cause they don't want em anymore. *I'm* crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind. Cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts. -- Glory

"Yes it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies .. and everyone lives happily ever after." -- Rupert Giles

"I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What can't go without your Buffy? Is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on vampires, rrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice and for .. the safety of puppies and Christmas right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!" -- Spike

"I knew it. I knew it. Well not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know." -- Willow Rosenberg

"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.' The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons and you massacred them. End of story." -- Spike

"I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her and then she's, there's just a body and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever and she'll never have eggs or yawn or brush her hair not ever, and no one will explain to me why." -- Anya

[deathisyourgift]

Wowie Zowie, kudos to everyone for all the great quotes, I am now all out of my faves!

I LOVE the Anya quote from "The Body"..gets me every time.

Pretty much any Xander quote ever is a favorite of mine.."bitca?"

Faith's got some really good ones, on both shows.

Wesley, oh Wesley..his entire script in "Spin the Bottle" is genius.

The only quotes I can think of that haven't been stated yet are from "Restless":

Willow's Dream-
(stage. Buffy is haranguing Riley while Harmony cries in the background)
BUFFY: (with contempt) But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex, throw 'em in the sea for all I care, throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles, men with your groping and spitting all groin no brain three billion of you passing around the same worn-out urge. Men! With your ... sales!

Xander's Dream-
SPIKE: Giles here is gonna teach me to be a Watcher. Says I got the stuff.
GILES: Spike's like a son to me.
XANDER: That's good. I was into that for a while, but... I got other stuff goin' on. You gotta have something. Gotta be with movin' forward.
BUFFY: (like a proud little kid) Like a shark.
XANDER: Like a shark with feet and ... much less fins.
SPIKE: (like a proud little kid) And on land!
GILES: Very good!

Giles' Dream-
WILLOW: Rupert. You've gotta focus. You must have some kind of explanation. If we don't know what we're fighting, I don't think we stand a chance.
(Giles frowns, goes to the stage and begins to sing.)
GILES: (sings) It's strange, it's not like anything we've faced before. It seems familiar somehow. Of course! The spell we cast with Buffy Must have released Some primal evil that's come back seeking... I'm not sure what... Willow, look through the chronicles For some reference To a warrior beast I've got to warn Buffy There's every chance she might be next Xander, help Willow
(Shot of Willow and Xander holding up cigarette lighters while reading the books.)
GILES: (sings) And try not to bleed on my couch I've just had it steam-cleaned. No, wait...


Buffy's Dream-
RILEY: Oh. We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffeemakers that think.
BUFFY: World domination? I-is that a good?
RILEY: Baby, we're the government. It's what we do.
ADAM: She's uncomfortable with certain concepts. It's understandable. Aggression is a natural human tendency. (Looks at Buffy) Though you and me come by it another way.
BUFFY: We're not demons.
ADAM: Is that a fact?
RILEY: Buffy, we've got important work here. A lot of filing, giving things names.
COMPUTER VOICE: The demons have escaped. Please run for your lives.
ADAM: This could be trouble.
RILEY: We better make a fort.
ADAM: (nodding) I'll get some pillows.


So those are the only ones I can think of for now..Great quotes you guys. *bows and backs away*

[snizapman6294]

i still tear up when buffy makes her speech in Chosen... "Now here's where you make a choice..."

[spikesgirl]

Spike : Out . for . a . walk . bitch

Buffy: You're my friend! You're my Xander-shaped friend!

Spike: Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll
Giles: you'll what? lick me to death?

Spike: You made a bear! ... Undo it! Undo it!

Anya: Don't blame me. You're a snobby,snotty, thinks he's so great kind of jerk and I feel compelled to TAKE SOME VENGEANCE ON YOU!

[Angelsgirl]

One that always cracks me up...

GILES: You might have let me in on your plan while he throttled me.
SPIKE: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?

[Essentially Yours]

Tara: Well, I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's depressing.

Tara: It's that girl again. Is she still looking for Warren? Weird, it's been like all day.
Willow: There's something strange about her. She talks funny.
Anya: Some men find that appealing.
Tara: I just hope she finds him.
Xander: Somehow I don't think a girl that looks like that is gonna be lonely for too long.
Willow: Definitely not. (Tara looks at her jealously.) Oh, not me! I was just saying a pretty girl like that, there's always someone lurking around looking for some action. (Willow looks away.)

Buffy: I'll name me... Joan.
Dawn: Ugh.
Buffy: What? Did you just "ugh" my name?
Dawn: No. I just... I mean, it's so blah. "Joan"?
Buffy: I like it. I feel like a Joan.

Giles: Clearly, that is not a helpful book, darling. Come down and we'll go about fixing this in a sensible fashion.
Anya: Sensible? You think it's sensible for me to go down into that pit of cotton-top hell, and let them hippety-hop all over my vulnerable flesh?

[rufio]

I love some of these everyones already posted! Spikes quote 'out for a walk...bitch' is a classic.

i'll try to pick my top 10 (in no real order)

1. Giles: Only a creature of pure evil can stand against the judge and survive.
Xander: So what's the problem? We send Cordelia to face this guy and go for pizza.
- "Surprise"- gotta love xanders sense of humor in scary situations

2. BUFFY: Wherever I ... was ... I was happy. At peace.I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time ... didn't mean anything ... nothing had form ... but I was still me, you know? And I was warm ... and I was loved ... and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand about theology or dimensions, or ... any of it, really ... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out ... by my friends. Everything here is ... hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch ... this is Hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that ... knowing what I've lost...
-"Afterlife"- depressing, but beautifully written

3. Vamp Willow: This worlds no fun.
Willow: You notice that too?
-"Doppelgangland"- just one of those poignant lines I like

4. Dawn: Oh my god! You will never believe what happened in school today!
Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing?
Dawn: I gave birth to a pterodactyl
Anya: Oh my god! Did it sing?
-"Once more, with feeling"- probably my favorite comedic line-anya's seriousness makes it that much funnier

5. SPIKE: Taking up smoking, are you?
HARMONY: I *am* a villain, Spike, hellooooo. (Takes a drag and starts to cough)
-"Out of my mind"- harmony is just hilarious in general but I f*cking love this line.

6. TARA: I was just afraid if you saw the kind of people I came from, you wouldn't wanna be anywhere near me.
WILLOW: See ... that's where you're a dummy. I think about ... what you grew up with, and ... then I look at what you are ... it
makes me proud. It makes me love you more.
TARA: Every time I- even when I'm at my worst ... you always make me feel special. How do you do that?
WILLOW: Magic.
-"Family"- aw so sweet!

7. XANDER: Hey, I know this! They're both Buffy!
BUFFY: No, *she*'s a robot. She acts just like that girlfriend-bot that Warren guy made. You guys couldn't tell me apart from a
robot?!
-"Intervention"- love SMG's tone here.

8. Buffy: Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be William the Bloody, or just Spike? ‘Cause, either way,
it's gonna look majorly weird.
Spike: Where as the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance.
Buffy: What's wrong with Buffy?
Giles: Huh.. such a good question.
Spike: Well, it's a terrible name.
Buffy: My mother gave me that name.
Spike: Your mother, yeah, she's a genius.
Buffy: Don't you start in on my mother.
-"Something Blue"- It's so funny how they sound like a serious married couple here

9. BUFFY: Are you alright?
FAITH: Five by five. That's the thing about a coma, you come out all rested and rejuvenated…And ready for pay back.
BUFFY: So much for the pleasantries, huh?
FAITH: What'd you think? I'd wake up and we'd go for tea? You tried to gut me, blondie.
BUFFY: You would have done the same to me if you'd had the chance.
FAITH: So let's give it another go. See who lands on top.
BUFFY: It doesn't have to be like this you know.
FAITH: Actually - I think it has to be exactly like this.
BUFFY: Not here. Not now. These are innocent people.
FAITH: No such animal.
BUFFY: I guess it was too much to hope you'd used your down time to reflect and grow.
FAITH: Could say the same about you. You're still the same old better- than-thou Buffy. I knew it somehow. I kept having this
dream -- not sure what it means, but…in the dream this self-righteous blond chick stabs me. And you know why?
BUFFY: You had it coming?
FAITH: That's one interpretation. But in my dream, she does it for a guy! If it weren't so corny, it'd be beautiful. True love
conquers all, and that. But then I wake up to find out this blonde chick isn't even dating the guy she was so nuts about before.
She's moved on - to the first college beefstick she meets. Not only has she forgotten the "love of her life," she's forgotten all
about the chick she nearly killed for him…
So, that's my dream. Well, that and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel. Tell me, College girl...What does it mean?
BUFFY: To me? Mostly that you still mouth off about things you don't understand.
-"This Years Girl"- Faith is badass 24/7 but this confrontation was so awesome.

10. CORDELIA: Hey, I'm under a lot of pressure here.
BUFFY: Oh, yeah, Homecoming campaign. Rough gig.
CORDELIA: What would you know about it? Just because you were Guacamole Queen when you were three doesn't mean you
understand how this works.
BUFFY: Apparently it involves handing out these entirely lame flyers.
CORDELIA: No, it involves being a part of the school and having actual friends. Now if it was about monsters and
blood and innards, you'd be a shoo in. Like to see you try to win the crown.
BUFFY: You Would? Then you will.
CORDELIA: What do you mean?
BUFFY: I'll show you how it's done. I'll run for Homecoming Queen and I'll win.
CORDELIA: This is starting to be sad.
BUFFY: Sorry, Cordy, but you have no idea who you're messing with.
CORDELIA: What, the Slayer?
BUFFY: I'm not talking about the Slayer. I'm talking about Buffy. You've awakened the Prom Queen within- And that crown is
going to be mine.
-"Homecoming"-I just find this funny

I could list sooo many other quotes!

[Essentially Yours]

Oh yeah, I forgot one. I still laugh when I hear this.

Tara: "Five by five? Five what by five what?"
Willow: "See, that's the thing. No one knows."