Your top 10 favorite quotes :)

[iamthewalrus]

Dawn: Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes!

Anya: For God's sakes, Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?
Andrew: Entertaining and educating.
Anya: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

Willow: Aw, I'm gonna miss her.
Buffy: Don't you hate her?
Willow: Yes, with a fiery vengeance. She picked on me for 10 years. Vacuous tramp.

Cordelia: Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have EVER met, right now.

Buffy: It's family night. And besides, Melinda's a bad influence. I don't like you hanging out with someone that... short.

Buffy: A demon! A demon!
Willow: It's not a demon, it's a car.
Buffy: What does it want?

Willow: I'm eating this banana now. It's not lunch time, I don't even care.

Xander: What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay.
Willow: What?
Xander: You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?
Andrew: Captain Archer...
Xander: Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.
Buffy: What if you just start attracting male demons?
Dawn: Clem always liked you.

[Iceeh★]

This one kills me *every* time.

Willow: Well, they certainly haven't been right, since Tara. We have to face it. You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend.
Xander: No! It was bad before that! Since you two went off to college and forgot about me! Just left me in the basement to- Tara's your girlfriend?!?
Giles: Bloody hell!

[iamthewalrus]

Harmony: So, Slayer, at last we meet.
Buffy: We've met, Harmony, you halfwit.

or something like that