gumgnome
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Post by gumgnome on Sept 6, 2009 4:45:45 GMT -5
OK, I'm gonna do it. The friend I watch Buffy with regularly is always coming up with lame/amusing jokes based on the show - I'm gonna share some with you. If you have any of your own - please share and brighten up our days! ;D How do you make a gypsy curse? Kill the most treasured daughter of their tribe!!!!  How do you make a Dulac Cross? Steal from his tomb.  And the real groaner.....drum roll please..... Which ancient cult of vampires are constantly surprised when they learn something about themselves? The Order of Oh, Really? Us?  |
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Post by Greer on Sept 6, 2009 9:17:23 GMT -5
OK, I'm gonna do it. The friend I watch Buffy with regularly is always coming up with lame/amusing jokes based on the show - I'm gonna share some with you. If you have any of your own - please share and brighten up our days! ;D Which ancient cult of vampires are constantly surprised when they learn something about themselves? The Order of Oh, Really? Us? This one was the best!!! I lol'd out loud for a good minute! |
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elenasaur
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Post by elenasaur on Sept 6, 2009 11:02:23 GMT -5
Those were all funny, the last one especially. They took an extra second for me to get, but when I did, I definitely laughed.
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Sept 6, 2009 11:47:22 GMT -5
Hehehe.
I found a few online once. Here's one:
Dracula is walking ( stalking ? ) along, when suddenly out of nowhere a sausage roll hits him in the back of the head. He looks around, startled, but can't see anyone and continues on his way . Suddenly he is struck again, this time by a canape. Annoyed he again scans the area - only to find that again there is no one near him. He continues but is struck a tremendous blow on the back of the head and falls to the ground.
Looking up he sees a petite blonde girl standing over him brandishing a chicken leg .
Dracula: "Who are you?!?!?"
Petite blonde girl: "BUFFET the vampire slayer ".
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Joe
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Post by Joe on Sept 6, 2009 14:12:17 GMT -5
Those were all funny, the last one especially. They took an extra second for me to get, but when I did, I definitely laughed. My thoughts exactly. |
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gumgnome
Junior Vampire Slayer
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Post by gumgnome on Sept 6, 2009 18:46:28 GMT -5
Hehehe. I found a few online once. Here's one: Dracula is walking ( stalking ? ) along, when suddenly out of nowhere a sausage roll hits him in the back of the head. He looks around, startled, but can't see anyone and continues on his way . Suddenly he is struck again, this time by a canape. Annoyed he again scans the area - only to find that again there is no one near him. He continues but is struck a tremendous blow on the back of the head and falls to the ground. Looking up he sees a petite blonde girl standing over him brandishing a chicken leg . Dracula: "Who are you?!?!?" Petite blonde girl: "BUFFET the vampire slayer ". Awesome! LMFAO! Thanks Sky! |
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Post by buffyfan21 on Sept 6, 2009 21:59:46 GMT -5
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Post by Erica on Sept 6, 2009 22:55:05 GMT -5
Lol, those are great. I wish I had the mind to come up with some.  |
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Johanne
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Post by Johanne on Sept 7, 2009 5:15:53 GMT -5
Haha. The last one is awesome.
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CourtneyDax
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Post by CourtneyDax on Sept 7, 2009 17:56:42 GMT -5
HAHA! Oh my goodness! Buffet? Thats priceless. Great jokes guys!
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