dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 9, 2010 11:27:13 GMT -5
^ a couple people misread something someone posted and thought they were saying they wanted to have sex with dolphins.  |
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 21:08:31 GMT -5
- Have kids.
- Own a house.
- Become famous enough to have my own page on Wikipedia, which I can then edit.
- Own a Corvette.
- Go skydiving.
- Meet Felicia Day.
- Steal a cop's gun.
- Perform plastic surgery on myself.
- Dance on the grave of someone I truly hated.
- Ride on an airplane.
- Leave the country.
- Learn another language
- Have a lucid dream.
- Have sex with someone famous.
- Swim with dolphins.
- Swim with sharks.
- Rob a bank and get away with it.
- Become a cyborg.
- Visit the Egyptian pyramids.
- Spend all night in "real" haunted house.
- Learn to dance. Well.
- Slap a celebrity I hate in the face.
- Draw something that isn't ugly.
- Cut someone's ponytail off when they aren't looking.
- Have a bathroom with a Jacuzzi in it.
- Burn a building down.
- Give someone a tattoo.
- Give someone a piercing.
- Own my own business.
- Moon a former or current president of the United States of America.
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 21:13:48 GMT -5
1. Meet Joss Whedon
2. go to Italy
3. publish a book
4. go to Alaska
5. get my PhD.
6. go hang gliding
7. go zip lining
8. take a road trip along Route 66
9. fall in love and get married
10. direct a movie, regardless of whether anyone else ever sees it
11. teach at a University somewhere
12. own a house
13. buy a new car, even if the value drops the second I drive off the lot
14. take my son to Disney World
15. go on a world cruise
16. Be Member of the month just one time.
17. Join Eric in mooning a current or former President
18. Meet Billie
19. Meet all my other friends on here
Bold = New additions to list.
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 21:17:02 GMT -5
I love your list, Dusk. I might have to steal a few of them...
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 21:18:56 GMT -5
steal away, cause some of yours are lookking quite exciting too.
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Kara
Bad Ass Wicca
boys boys boys
[Mo0:28]
Posts: 2,296
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Post by Kara on Aug 10, 2010 21:20:00 GMT -5
A Castle House
To marry Cillian Murphy
Have a baby named Verona
Have a sick ass lagoon pool
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The Girl In Question
Ensouled Vampire
Lumpy Space Princess
"It eats you starting with your bottom."[Mo0:33]
Posts: 1,674
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Post by The Girl In Question on Aug 10, 2010 21:28:13 GMT -5
1) Go to Japan and/or France and/or Venice, Italy
2) Own (or rent, it doesn't matter) a super fancy condo with a seaside view in (a nice part of) San Francisco
3) To love love (I've always hated it and it's stupid...ness)
4) Publish a children's book
5) To look back on my life and think, "That was worth it," instead of "What a waste of time."
6) Have a sleazy affair with Mario Maurer, causing him to dump his girlfriend for me
7) Have a certain someone I know find out about this sleazy affair and fight for my affection
8) For me to "choose" the certain someone I know over Mario Maurer only to change my mind the next day (so they know how it feels! )
9) To kidnap every racist troller on youtube that has stalked me, put them in KKK outfits, and drop them off in the middle of East LA
10) To be in maxim while fully clothed
11) Go to 'Nawlins (that's New Orleans for you non- New Orleans folk) and learn about my family heritage and crap
12) Eat some allegator while I'm there
13) Hide in your closet
14) Get a job that doesn't suck monkey butt flaps
15) Try a deep fried chicken donut sandwhich
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 21:32:17 GMT -5
- Have kids.
- Own a house.
- Become famous enough to have my own page on Wikipedia, which I can then edit.
- Own a Corvette.
- Go skydiving.
- Meet Felicia Day.
- Steal a cop's gun.
- Perform plastic surgery on myself.
- Dance on the grave of someone I truly hated.
- Ride on an airplane.
- Leave the country.
- Learn another language
- Have a lucid dream.
- Have sex with someone famous.
- Swim with dolphins.
- Swim with sharks.
- Rob a bank and get away with it.
- Become a cyborg.
- Visit the Egyptian pyramids.
- Spend all night in "real" haunted house.
- Learn to dance. Well.
- Slap a celebrity I hate in the face.
- Draw something that isn't ugly.
- Cut someone's ponytail off when they aren't looking.
- Have a bathroom with a Jacuzzi in it.
- Burn a building down.
- Give someone a tattoo.
- Give someone a piercing.
- Own my own business.
- Moon a former or current president of the United States of America.
- Meet you weird people in real life.
- Write a book.
- Write, produce and direct my own movie.
- Streak.
- Meet Tina Fey.
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drusillacakes
Ensouled Vampire
Teacup Humans
Fond memories[Mo0:19]
Posts: 1,680
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Post by drusillacakes on Aug 10, 2010 21:31:10 GMT -5
1) Go to Japan and/or France and/or Venice, Italy 2) Own (or rent, it doesn't matter) a super fancy condo with a seaside view in (a nice part of) San Francisco 3) To love love (I've always hated it and it's stupid...ness) 4) Publish a children's book 5) To look back on my life and think, "That was worth it," instead of "What a waste of time." 6) Have a sleazy affair with Mario Maurer, causing him to dump his girlfriend for me 7) Have a certain someone I know find out about this sleazy affair and fight for my affection 8) For me to "choose" the certain someone I know over Mario Maurer only to change my mind the next day (so they know how it feels! ) 9) To kidnap every racist troller on youtube that has stalked me, put them in KKK outfits, and drop them off in the middle of East LA 10) To be in maxim while fully clothed 11) Go to 'Nawlins (that's New Orleans for you non- New Orleans folk) and learn about my family heritage and crap
12) Eat some allegator while I'm there
13) Hide in your closet
14) Get a job that doesn't suck monkey butt flaps
15) Try a deep fried chicken donut sandwhichTo #13... I'm checking my closet now. TGIQ?!? |
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 21:35:38 GMT -5
checked my closet too! It was empty. Don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved.
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 21:42:35 GMT -5
The closet in my room is under the stairs.
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 21:44:01 GMT -5
TGIQ, Eric is giving you the specific location to his closet. Rush right over!!!!
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 21:45:47 GMT -5
There is no room in there for people. Just spiders.
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The Girl In Question
Ensouled Vampire
Lumpy Space Princess
"It eats you starting with your bottom."[Mo0:33]
Posts: 1,674
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Post by The Girl In Question on Aug 10, 2010 21:46:39 GMT -5
checked my closet too! It was empty. Don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved. One of these says, dusk3333...when you least expect it, I'll be there. The closet in my room is under the stairs. There is no closet too high, too low, or too under-the-stairsy for me...however, spiders are another story. |
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 22:01:17 GMT -5
Anxiously waiting to be caught off guard. I need a good scare.
Not that you're scary. Just the thought of someone jumping out of a closet sounds so excitingly scary.
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The Girl In Question
Ensouled Vampire
Lumpy Space Princess
"It eats you starting with your bottom."[Mo0:33]
Posts: 1,674
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Post by The Girl In Question on Aug 10, 2010 22:06:14 GMT -5
To make it scarier for you I can say, "You got a purrrty mouth," while I'm in the closet if you want.
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 22:08:53 GMT -5
and have someone playing dualing bangoes in the background? That would top it all off.
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The Girl In Question
Ensouled Vampire
Lumpy Space Princess
"It eats you starting with your bottom."[Mo0:33]
Posts: 1,674
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Post by The Girl In Question on Aug 10, 2010 22:15:18 GMT -5
That sounds like some sexy times right there.
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 22:16:14 GMT -5
You should video tape it so you can show me later.
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 22:21:09 GMT -5
*runs to set up the camera*
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