Funniest Buffy and Angel moments..

[Rachster]

hey so what are some of your favorite funny moments from buffy and angel a few of mine are

angel dancing at cordys party lol

xander and harmonys slapping and pulling hair fight

when angel was a puppet and him and spike were fighting

in once more with feelings when they were singing in the library and anya was singing it must be bunnies ;D

there are just so many...

[Ethros]

Wesley's striptease to camera in Angel Season 2's "Blood Money"


Buffy destroying a park bench in Season 4's "Living Conditions"
Oz- "Plus you killed the bench, it was looking shifty"


Xander questioning the zombie for info in Season 3's "The Zeppo", until he knocks its head off with a mail box! lol

[Amanda]

mikey said:

Willow's bitch comment, after Riley and his wife fly away. I was rofl

LMAO i love that one! Willow always makes me laugh the hardest.

Also the Magic Box time looping sequence in "Life Serial".

In "The Puppet Show" when Buffy hit the demon and his face kinda peeled off and she just goes 'EWWWWWW!'

[endofautumn]

for a moment i thought you meant funniest moments between B&A, in which case i would of said the "im a funny guy" scene

but if its all seasons...there are just too many. One being when buffy is about to shoot Robin with a rocket launcher and Spike charges in and tackles her and runs off with her gun lol

Wesley in the ep where they are revert to their old selves. Wesley goes to console fred and ends up tapping her hair/colar bone xD

and who can forget the Angel dance scene, just awesome

[matthewblake]

I love when Willow called Sam (riley's wife) a bitch. That was perfect.

For some reason, when Dawn tells Willow "it was like a meat party in my mouth!" in "Wrecked," it cracks me up!

[Epica]

Gonna have to go with my favorite line ever in the history of the Buffyverse, said by Oz: "Well we know the world didn't end because...check it out." I have no idea why that line cracks me up so much, might be all in the delivery by Seth Green.

Oh, and Tabula Rasa, where they open the door and see the vampires, they all scream and run. Just the image of all the scoobys standing there looking terrified at a couple of vampires just kills me.

[sunnydale876]

Buffy's 'staking' hand gesture in "Hush"

Spike and Buffy tackling each other over the bazooka in "Him"

Xander taunting Gachnar in "Fear, Itself"

[Sacred Simplicity]

Hands down Angel and Spike's Astronauts v. Cavemen scene in season 5. Absolutley brilliant.

[hitnrun017]

So many to count! But the one that gets me everytime is in No Place Like Home when Giles is wearing the wizard outfit and Buffy just stares at him in complete silence.

In Angel, it has to be Harmony singing Memories in Disharmony. And also Lilah's "Don't go Watchtower on me Saint Cordelia, I don't think I could stomach it."

[worldwithoutshrimp]

sunnydale876 said:

Xander taunting Gachnar in "Fear, Itself"

Yes! I also love the end of that episode: "Actual size."

[commandercool]

In "Triangle", Willow's line about trying to send the troll to the Land of the Trolls: "Of course, the universes are always in motion, so trying to get him into the right one is kind of like trying to hit a puppy with a live bee, which is a really strange image now that I think about it."

Buffy has a line in season 4 (I don't remember the particular episode right now): "I like pancakes because they are stackable and waffles because you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to."

[harsh]

Harmony's last scene in "Not Fade Away". Classic Harmony.

[SlayerLV]

- Angel singing Mandy
- Puppet Angel fighting Spike
- Spike doing "exercising" naked
- Xander doing the Snoopy dance

[Rebecca]

I watched Doppelgangland recently, and there are a lot of great quotes from that episode:

Snyder: You've got the brains, he's got the fast break. It's a perfect match.
Willow: Match? You want us to breed?
Snyder: I want you to tutor him.

Anya: What a day. Gimme a beer.
Bartender: I.D. [Anya stares at him incredulously.] I.D.
Anya: [loses her temper] I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a frickin' beer!
Bartender: I.D.
Anya: [sighs, defeated] Gimme a Coke.

Devon MacLeish: Man, we need a roadie. Other bands have roadies.
Oz: Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven completely different chords.
Devon MacLeish: That's just, like, fruity jazz bands.

Willow: It's really nice that you guys missed me. Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?

Willow: It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.
Angel: Well, actually... (gets a look from Buffy)That's a good point.

Buffy: It was exactly you, Will, every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix. As far as we know.
Willow: Oh, right. Me and Oz play "Mistress of Pain" every night.
Xander: Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
Buffy: Oh, yeah.

Willow: It's a little binding. I guess vampires really don't have to breathe. (notices her cleavage) Gosh, look at those.

Willow: [improvises quickly] This girl has a history of mental problems dating back to early childhood. I'm a blood-sucking fiend! Look at my outfit!

Willow: Oh yeah? Can a human do this? (Screams)
Anya and Alphonse: Yeah, sure.

Cordelia: Wait. It occurs to me that we've never really had the opportunity to talk. You know, woman to woman... with you locked up.
Evil Willow: Don't wanna talk. Hungry.
Cordelia: What could we talk about? Oh! Hey! How about the ethics of boyfriend stealing?

Xander: So, um, in your reality, I'm like this bad-ass vampire, huh? People afraid of me? Oh, yeah. I'm bad.

Buffy: You wanna go out tonight?
Willow: Strangely, I feel like staying at home... and doing my homework... and flossing... and dying a virgin.

[Rachster]

heyy im glad i posted this thread i read through it and it reminded me of all the funny things on the show i was watching an episode from angel season 4 and it was where angel and fred where sneeking in cordys window to get some of her blood to break the spell and angel was climbing thru looking all stealthy when all of a sudden he slipped on a candle and fell thru the window it looked so funny lol xx rach

[BuffyFanOne]

"His physical presence has a penis"

[buffysmglover]

There are just TOO many!

ANGEL "Fredless" - Cordy and Wesley acting out Angel's relationship with Buffy:

Cordelia: Lemme break this down for you, Fred. [Pretending to be Buffy] Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you are a vampire, and it is impossible for us to be together, but –
Wesley: [being Angel] But my gypsy curse, and our hot little loins, sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy –
Cordelia: Yes, Angel?
Wesley: I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
Cordelia: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Wesley: Or possibly more?
Cordelia: Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll lose your soul!
Wesley: To hell with my soul! Again! Kiss me!
Cordelia: Bite me!
Angel: How 'bout you both bite me?

ANGEL "City Of" - One of my fave Cordy quotes:

Cordelia: "You don't know who he is, do you? Oh boy you're about to get your ass kicked!"

ANGEL "Smile Time" - Puppet Angel fighting Spike was one of the best moments on the show. Absolutly hilarious.

BUFFY "Him" - Spike stopping Buffy from bazooko-ing Prinicpal Wood! So funny!

ANGEL "Disharmony" - Overall hilarious episode:

Cordelia: Whoa. Big bird.
Gunn: Bigbird?
Cordelia: Not the Muppet, dumbass…

ANGEL "Spin the Bottle" -

Angel: I was never - in the workplace, I - Well, there was that one time with the - the ballet and the stripping and the roundness, but that was a spell. And-and we were meeting in Malibu on the bluffs at night. That's a pretty romantic restraining order!

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Cordelia: I know my ABC's, my history, I know who's President, and that I sorta wish I didn't.

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Gunn: I'm the guy that's gonna be kicking a whole mess of ass if somebody don't tell me what's going on.
Cordelia: What do they call you for short?

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Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair.
Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

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Fred: I'm ready. I'm OK. Be cooler if we could score some weed, though.

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Angel: I'm invisible.
Cordelia: No, you're not.
Angel: Oh. Excuse me.

Whedon shows give us what we look for in comedy. I don't think going through more episodes would be anything but a waste of time, because we all know popping any ep into the dvd player will supply us with some funnies.

[Giant Michael]

'Kiss rocks?'

MB x

[Rebecca]

lol

Summers... you're such a spaz!

[henzINNIT]

Early Angel episodes have loads....

Angel, rushing to save the damsel, jumps in the wrong car.

Doyle heroicly drives into a gate.... but it doesn't budge...

Spike watches Angel talk to a rescued lady from above... god there's so many quotables there: "to the Angel mobile, away!"