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Post by SlayerLV on May 4, 2007 23:44:58 GMT -5
ANYA: See this seating chart makes no sense. We have to do it again. We can't do it again. You do it. XANDER: The seating chart's fine. Let's get back to the table arrangements. I'm starting to have dreams of gardenia bouquets. I am so glad my manly coworkers didn't just hear me say that.
Next: Hells Bells
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 6, 2007 16:49:03 GMT -5
Willow: Did you see how much they drank? Buffy: Kinda. Mr. Harris threw up in my purse.
Next: Normal Again
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drufan
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Post by drufan on May 7, 2007 12:03:43 GMT -5
SPIKE: So, she's having the wiggins, is she? Thinks none of us are real. Bloody self-centered, if you ask me. XANDER: Spike, we need muscle, not color commentary. SPIKE: On the other hand, it might explain some things -- this all being in that twisted brain of hers. Yeah. Thinks up some chip in my head. Make me soft, fall in love with her, then turn me into her soddin' sex slave- XANDER: What?! SPIKE: Nothing. Alternative realities. Where we're all little figments of Buffy's funny-farm delusion. You know, in a different reality, you might not have left your bride at the altar. You might have gone through with it like a man. XANDER: (annoyed) Okay, one more syllable about Anya-
NEXT: Entropy
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 7, 2007 21:30:01 GMT -5
After Xander kicks and breaks the gnome outside Buffy's house
Buffy: ....When you're both angry and upset and ... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CREEPY LITTLE THING DOING IN MY YARD?! Did Willow put that there when I was dead? Cause if I had known, I would have crawled out of the grave sooner.
Next: Seeing Red
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Post by SlayerLV on May 7, 2007 23:25:57 GMT -5
JONATHAN: Jet packs. You jerks were setting me up to take the fall. ANDREW: He left me. He flew away and left me! JONATHAN: Oh god. The Big House. ANDREW: How could he do this to me? He promised we'd be together. He was just using me. He never really loved hanging out with us. ANDREW: You think he'll come back for us? I mean, he wouldn't just take off. Would he?
NEXT: Villians
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drufan
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Post by drufan on May 11, 2007 11:20:35 GMT -5
WARREN: Please! God! I did wrong, I see that now. I need, I need jail! I need ... But you, you don't want this. You're, you're not a bad person. Not like me. Oh, and when you get caught, you'll lose them too. Your friends. You don't want that. I know you're in pain, but-
WILLOW: Bored now.
NEXT: TWO TO GO
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 11, 2007 13:33:41 GMT -5
Willow: And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now. WHOOSH! Giles: I'd like to test that theory.
Next: Grave
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Post by SlayerLV on May 12, 2007 0:50:51 GMT -5
XANDER: The first day of kindergarten you cried 'cause you broke the yellow crayon and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion... but the thing is, yeah. I love you. I love crayon-breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world, well then start with me. I've earned that.
NEXT: Lessons
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forgottenangel
Common Vampire
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
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Post by forgottenangel on May 17, 2007 20:55:54 GMT -5
Dawn:.."and Buffy, isn't this reception amazing, I'm in the freakin' basement!!"
Next Episode:Beneath You
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Post by SlayerLV on May 18, 2007 0:07:38 GMT -5
SPIKE: It's what you wanted, right? It's what you wanted, right? And--and now everybody's in here, talking. Everything I did...everyone I-- and him... and it... the other, the thing beneath--beneath you. It's here too. Everybody. They all just tell me go... go... to hell. BUFFY: Why? Why would you do that SPIKE: Buffy, shame on you. Why does a man do what he mustn't? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev-- to be a kind of man. She shall look on him with forgiveness, and everybody will forgive and love. He will be loved. So everything's OK, right? Can--can we rest now? Buffy...can we rest?
Next: Same Time, Same Place
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 19, 2007 15:27:07 GMT -5
Anya: Buffy's fighting the demon over there, see? But if they get too close I'm gunna have to run.
Next: Help
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Post by SlayerLV on May 20, 2007 1:52:53 GMT -5
BUFFY: You have to stick up for yourself, Amanda. You need to show this bully that you're not gonna take any more of his sh?guff. Uh, any guff. AMANDA:'Cause that's what I did. I stuck up for myself. The other day after class, I jumped him in the parking lot, and I slammed his stupid-ass insecure face right into the pavement. BUFFY: You what? AMANDA: I guess that's another reason Mr. Miller wanted me to see you. Do you think I should pound on him some more?
NEXT: Selfless
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Ouija
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Post by Ouija on May 20, 2007 3:46:01 GMT -5
D'Hoffryn: It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue.
Next: Him
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Post by SlayerLV on May 20, 2007 4:22:32 GMT -5
Anya: Maybe I'm not even the right Anyanka. Ever think about that? There's tons of Anyanka's out there. Maybe one of them pissed off this, uh? what did you say his name was? D'Hoffryneffer... Buffy: Good thing I stopped by and heard screaming. So, I guess D'Hoffryn decided to take you out after all? Anya: Yeah. He's, uh, not head of vengeance for nothing. Well, thank you for the generous life-saving. Now please go away. Look, I don't need anyone's help. Or, OK, clearly I do, but I don't want to need anyone's help, so stop helping.
NEXT: Conversations with Dead People
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 20, 2007 9:23:36 GMT -5
Dawn gets pizza on one of Buffy's shirts
Dawn: Oh! Hmm.... she'll think it's blood.
Next: Sleeper
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Post by SlayerLV on May 21, 2007 3:16:24 GMT -5
Xander: I don't know, creature of the night, Buff. He's probably out creaturing.
NEXT: Never Leave Me
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drufan
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Post by drufan on May 21, 2007 18:26:47 GMT -5
WILLOW: I have to get out of the house. Xander's installing the new windows, and he keeps giving lectures on proper tool maintenance.
NEXT: Bring on the Night
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 21, 2007 18:30:57 GMT -5
Anya and Dawn throw water on a sleeping Andrew, but he doesn't wake up
Anya: That was something. Dawn: Maybe if you threw hot water on him! Anya: Good thinking!
Next: Showtime
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Post by SlayerLV on May 22, 2007 0:14:26 GMT -5
Buffy: Looks good, doesn't it? They're trapped in here. Terrified. Meat for the beast, and there's nothing they can do but wait. That's all they've been doing for days. Waiting to be picked off. Having nightmares about monsters that can't be killed. But I don't believe in that. I always find a way. I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why. It's time. Welcome to Thunderdome.
NEXT: Potential
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drufan
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Post by drufan on May 22, 2007 15:40:36 GMT -5
ANDREW: Yes! Willow so captured it. It’s like… well, it’s almost like this metaphor for womanhood, isn’t it? The sort of flowering that happens when a girl realizes that she’s part of a fertile heritage stretching back to Eve and—
XANDER: I’ll pay you to talk about Star Wars again!
NEXT: THE KILLER IN ME
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