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Post by gwen raiden on May 22, 2007 16:12:39 GMT -5
Buffy: Remember when things used to be nice and boring? Willow: No.
NEXT: First Date
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 22, 2007 17:02:35 GMT -5
Dawn gets pizza on one of Buffy's shirtsDawn: Oh! Hmm.... she'll think it's blood. Next: Sleeper Anya's trying to get a stain off Buffy's shirt while Buffy talks about her date with WoodBuffy: I'm comfortable in a stodgy office or a swinging casual setting, or killing you, you know, if you're a demon. Anya: It also says I sometimes get blood on my shoulder. Or it might be pizza. Next: Get It Done
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forgottenangel
Common Vampire
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
Posts: 74
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Post by forgottenangel on May 22, 2007 20:42:08 GMT -5
"Ok, so far, so creepy." Xander
Dirty Girls
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Post by neverfaithless on May 22, 2007 21:48:15 GMT -5
FAITH: Are you protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?
Next: Empty Places
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Post by SlayerLV on May 22, 2007 23:16:28 GMT -5
Andrew: It's an onion... and it's a flower. I?I don't understand how such a thing is possible. Spike: See, the genius of it is you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about 5 minutes. Andrew: Masterful. Spike: Yeah. Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you. Andrew: Right.
NEXT: Touched
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 23, 2007 13:43:42 GMT -5
We missed Storyteller and Lies My Parents Told Me.
Storyteller:
Anya: Why don't you just masturbate like the rest of us.
LMPTM:
Spike: I have become a creature of the night. A vampire. Spike's Mom: Are you drunk?
And now Touched:
Vi: I don't wanna die. Anya: Don't worry. It's far more likely you'll live long enough to watch most of your friends die first... and then you'll die.
Next: End of Days
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Post by SlayerLV on May 23, 2007 23:27:43 GMT -5
Spike: It was the best night of my life. If you poke fun at me, you bloody well better use that cause I couldn't bear it. It may not mean that much to you but Buffy: I just told you it did. Spike: Yeah, I hear you say it but I've lived for soddin ever, Buffy. I've done everything. I've done things with you I can't spell but I've never been close to anyone. Least of all you. Until last night. All I did was hold you, watch you sleep and it was the best night of my life. So yeah, I'm terrified.
NEXT: Chosen
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 24, 2007 12:12:51 GMT -5
Andrew: Picture happy things, like candy canes, bunnies... Anya: (angry) Bunnies... hoppy floppy bunnies. (kicks some Turak-Han ass)
Next: The Long Way Home Pt. 1
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Post by neverfaithless on Jun 5, 2007 2:04:55 GMT -5
LEAH: That were a wee bit repulsive BUFFY: Went okay. 'cept I feel a little weird about using a crucifix to kill someone. LEAH: Yeh dinno much about religion, do yeh?
NEXT: The Long Way Home Pt. 2
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airgirl
Initiative Soldier
Dark Moon
[Mo0:0]
Posts: 337
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Post by airgirl on Jun 12, 2007 3:48:16 GMT -5
Andrew: "I mean it's great that George Lucas wanted to have an African-Bespinian character in the mix, but then he shows up with the cape and the little bellbottoms and I'm thinking, 'Oh, he's gonna help Han and Chewie just as soon as he finishes the magic show for the kids' birthday party!' I mean, knock knock, common sense trying to get in, door's locked, I'll buy a race of teddy bears with unstoppable tree-trunk technology any day over that outfit on a LEADER. "THAT outfit gets you beat up, is what. Especially at a... pep rally in Junior High where you were supposed to be dressed like a cougar. "From a friend I heard that."
NEXT: The Long Way Home Pt. 3
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Post by hitnrun017 on Jun 21, 2007 16:29:34 GMT -5
Xander: Say it with me now: fe fi fo... Dawn:... F%$#ing Fum. Willow: Language Sweetie.
Next: The Long Way Home Pt. 4
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Post by Emmie on Apr 12, 2008 17:19:55 GMT -5
Xander: It's all done with mirrors.
NEXT: The Chain
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Post by Rebecca on Apr 12, 2008 23:37:52 GMT -5
The truth? There is no truth. There's just what you believe.
NFFY Pt. 1
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Post by charlesgunn on May 19, 2008 4:59:41 GMT -5
Giles: The only chance you have at finishing this slayer is by getting close to her. Through subterfuge and cunning. Faith: Hey, I like me some kink, but if you think I'm going downtown on this chick, you chose the wrong chosen one. (Classic Faith)
Next: No Future For You Part 2
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iamfaithsbitca
Novice Witch
Faith's Girl
"Bondage looks good on you B."[Mo0:32]
Posts: 207
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Post by iamfaithsbitca on Sept 11, 2008 7:52:36 GMT -5
Faith: Frickin' Gargoyles? I hate Europe."
Next: No Future for you part 3
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
Posts: 941
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 16, 2009 1:41:34 GMT -5
Willow: Oh thank goddess. I've been trying to get a lock on your astral signature, but I accidentally teleported a Norwegian truck driver and two marmosets before I finally found you.
Next: No Future for You part 4
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Beaumonde
Ensouled Vampire
Stop pulling my face towards your face.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 1,810
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Post by Beaumonde on Dec 18, 2009 15:42:42 GMT -5
Faith: You've never deserved to be loved by anybody.
Next: Anywhere But Here
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
Posts: 941
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 18, 2009 19:08:56 GMT -5
Yesss! i so wanted to do this issue cuz of these: (i know we should only put one quote but i think it's a must to put both 'Anywhere But Here' parts) Daniel Craig: Buffy Summers? Buffy: (eyes closed laying down) That depends. If you're anyone other than Daniel Craig, then no, never heard of her. Daniel Craig: Well, that works out for everyone then. Buffy: (sits up) Holy Cats! You're you! How did...What's the why now? Daniel Craig: I didn't mean to startle you. (show's sunblock) But I'm afraid you're turning a bit red. Willow: It's too dangerous! We can ski down these crazy Alps in the morning, but until then, television's Tina Fey, we must find a way to keep warm. Buffy: Ok, that's solid. You get to ski-- Willow: And there's hot cocoa which we discover later. Next: A Beautiful Sunset
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CourtneyDax
Psychic Link to the PTB
May 7, 2002
[Mo0:0]
Posts: 879
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Post by CourtneyDax on Dec 20, 2009 3:14:48 GMT -5
Buffy: is my little sister getting drunk down there? Xander: A: She is in fact of legal age in Scotland, B: We couldn't afford enough beer to get her drunk if you stole the Yankees, and C: "Little"?
Next: No Future for You part IV
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
Posts: 941
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 21, 2009 2:43:42 GMT -5
The next issue after A Beautiful Sunset would be: Wolves at the Gate part 1 Buffy: This isn't what it looks like! Xander: Oh thank god. This is a dream. Renee: I don't think it's a dream. Xander: No, I've had this one before. You're here. They're here. I'm just gonna sit in the corner and wait for Willow to arrive. (Willow crashes down into the room)Willow: Ow. Next: Wolves at the Gate part II
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